A Previously Unknown Type Of Dinosaur

Just about every time I change The Bug, she slaps her crotch and yells “Bum!” really loudly. Yes, I know this is a little weird and no, I don’t know where she got it from.

Recently, in an effort to get her to stop shrieking “Bum!” for all the neighbours to hear, I started correcting her.

“No, honey, that’s your vagina.”

Puzzled look and a pause.

“Oh. A vaginasaur! Raaaaaaaar!!”

(I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.)

She is woman, hear her vaginasaur.

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22 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Kerri.
    Aug 25, 2008 @ 09:38:00

    Oh. My. God.Your kids are awesome!

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  2. Lisa
    Aug 25, 2008 @ 10:04:00

    TOO freaking hilarious!

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  3. LauraJ
    Aug 25, 2008 @ 11:27:00

    That’s funny as hell!! My little niece (11) discovered the word vajayjay. We were flipping through channels and Oprah was talking about them.

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  4. mamatulip
    Aug 25, 2008 @ 12:06:00

    *snort*

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  5. Mike
    Aug 25, 2008 @ 12:55:00

    Whatever happened to crotch? Is that a guy thing?

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  6. MsPrufrock
    Aug 25, 2008 @ 15:09:00

    Uh, that is pretty much AWESOME.

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  7. Susan
    Aug 25, 2008 @ 15:42:00

    That’s hysterical!

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  8. daysgoby
    Aug 25, 2008 @ 15:55:00

    That almost makes the day I had worth it!

    Reply

  9. Ree
    Aug 25, 2008 @ 20:26:00

    I’m sorry – I can’t even think of anything to say at this point. 😉

    Reply

  10. Stomper Girl
    Aug 25, 2008 @ 20:32:00

    Raaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

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  11. crazymumma
    Aug 25, 2008 @ 21:08:00

    ah yes. the mythical vaginasaur. making men cower in healthy fear every day.

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  12. ourlittlefunnybunny
    Aug 25, 2008 @ 21:21:00

    You definitely can’t make up the things kids say! Too funny!

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  13. Zazzy
    Aug 25, 2008 @ 21:28:00

    It’s the adorable moments that get you through the crazy times. At least I hope that’s the case.

    Reply

  14. Joke
    Aug 26, 2008 @ 12:56:00

    OMG.That’s a punchline ACHING for a sketch.-J.

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  15. HeatherY
    Aug 26, 2008 @ 18:27:00

    Out of the mouths of babes! That’s hilarious.

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  16. stepping over the junk
    Aug 27, 2008 @ 07:43:00

    Oh Lordy. I can’t stop laughing. My kids slapped their bums and yelled “BUM!” too…but didn’t go as far as “vagisaur!” too much. Glad you are writing all this down!!

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  17. Nicole P
    Aug 27, 2008 @ 15:15:00

    This made me giggle. A lot.

    Reply

  18. Jill
    Aug 28, 2008 @ 08:19:00

    So funny!

    Reply

  19. Briana
    Aug 28, 2008 @ 23:05:00

    ha ha ha!!!! That def describes my area. ha ha!!!

    Reply

  20. George
    Aug 29, 2008 @ 00:37:00

    roflmao!!!

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  21. Trenches of Mommyhood
    Aug 29, 2008 @ 15:10:00

    Classic!

    Reply

  22. Traceytreasure
    Sep 02, 2008 @ 21:47:00

    I’m so stealing that one from her!Just awesome!!Hugs!!

    Reply

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