I Win!

This is The Bug.

Cute, no? (Just say yes. She’s ADORABLE, OK?)

The Scene:

Our apartment. Both toddlers are apparently sound asleep upstairs.

Cue massive thunder and lightning (because, hey, why not? It does it every. fucking. day. No lie. I don’t know when Massachusetts got transported to the fucking Amazon, but enough is enough. Ark? Pah. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.)

Bang! Smash! Boom! *massive flashes of lightning* The rain falls. Sideways. And hard.

From upstairs, a little voice yells:

“NO, main! No, no, no!”

More crashing, smashing and booming. More lightning.

“Stop it! You stop it. It maining. No more main!”

Ten minutes of her yelling at the rain and thunder and lightning.

Finally, it stops.

And then, that little voice yells again:

“I win!”

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33 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. elizasmom
    Aug 07, 2008 @ 19:55:00

    The Bug totally wins. And also, is cute!

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  2. daysgoby
    Aug 07, 2008 @ 20:32:00

    I love the Bug. She is the cutest thing on two feet and the smahtest, too.

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  3. Ree
    Aug 07, 2008 @ 20:39:00

    yay! she wins. In honor of the Olympics, give that girl the gold.

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  4. Traceytreasure
    Aug 07, 2008 @ 20:48:00

    She wins my heart too! She is adorable!! Sorry about the main. It happens here in the summer too. I don’t even have a decent tan this year!! Thanks for stopping by!! Hope your weekend is main free!! Hugs!! šŸ™‚

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  5. Zazzy
    Aug 07, 2008 @ 21:25:00

    Very adorable! That is way too cute. You need to submit that little story somewhere…

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  6. crazymumma
    Aug 07, 2008 @ 21:41:00

    Thank her for giving the rain shit will ya? I am getting totally sick of it!

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  7. Whirlwind
    Aug 08, 2008 @ 06:45:00

    That is so cute! I’m pretty sick of the afternoon storms as well.

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  8. SciFi Dad
    Aug 08, 2008 @ 07:01:00

    Hahaha! That was awesome.

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  9. LauraJ
    Aug 08, 2008 @ 07:23:00

    I can’t believe she’s 2 already!! Happy Birthday Bug!! And she’s cute to boot!

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  10. Joke
    Aug 08, 2008 @ 07:26:00

    Priceless!!!-J.

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  11. Christine-Megan
    Aug 08, 2008 @ 08:02:00

    Hahaha, that’s hilarious.And yes, adorable.

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  12. mapsgirl
    Aug 08, 2008 @ 08:09:00

    That is so cute…just like the Bug!!

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  13. tata
    Aug 08, 2008 @ 08:16:00

    Excellent story! What a doll!!!

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  14. floreksa
    Aug 08, 2008 @ 08:20:00

    That is probably the cutest thing I have EVER read.

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  15. Scott K. Johnson
    Aug 08, 2008 @ 10:05:00

    That made me smile. Adorable!

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  16. sandy shoes
    Aug 08, 2008 @ 11:19:00

    LOVES it.Also, holy crap. There was a TORNADO warning for your part of the world yesterday afternoon!

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  17. Lisa
    Aug 08, 2008 @ 11:35:00

    TOO funny!

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  18. mamatulip
    Aug 08, 2008 @ 15:40:00

    LOL. That is awesome.

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  19. Sara
    Aug 09, 2008 @ 08:50:00

    Aww! Super cute!

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  20. Fairly Odd Mother
    Aug 09, 2008 @ 11:32:00

    Awesome! She is too cute!

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  21. Chicky Chicky Baby
    Aug 09, 2008 @ 19:51:00

    That is the cutest damn thing I’ve heard in a long time. And the Bug? SO freaking adorable.

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  22. lisabella
    Aug 10, 2008 @ 07:48:00

    Very cute! Why do they have to grow up?I hear ya on the storms. I think Massachusetts is suddenly Kansas, I’m feeling a little like Dorothy minus the snazzy red shoes.

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  23. Dea
    Aug 10, 2008 @ 18:01:00

    Cutest EVER! OMG, how adorable!!! šŸ˜€

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  24. Nicole P
    Aug 11, 2008 @ 20:34:00

    Yay! Love the Bug. šŸ™‚

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  25. Lea
    Aug 12, 2008 @ 08:55:00

    Too freaking adorable! Woke up this morning to more rain…it’s the pits.

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  26. Kerri.
    Aug 12, 2008 @ 11:01:00

    I love it. šŸ˜€

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  27. Andrea
    Aug 12, 2008 @ 11:44:00

    She’s mighty powerful, that Bug.

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  28. Ms Picket To You
    Aug 12, 2008 @ 18:06:00

    LOVE THAT! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!

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  29. Deb
    Aug 13, 2008 @ 08:35:00

    Love. This. Story.

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  30. Kelly
    Aug 13, 2008 @ 19:33:00

    Hands down, one of the best kid stories I’ve ever heard. And yes, she is way cute.

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  31. the mama
    Aug 13, 2008 @ 20:16:00

    oh.my.GAWD! she is SO your kid!

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  32. steppingoverthejunk
    Aug 14, 2008 @ 15:03:00

    priceless. we deal with the same, RIGHT at bedtime, the storm comes. Then we are up for another hour. Araugh. Because we too, in fact, are in Massachusetts. I kind of forgot because this summer has seemed out of this world odd

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  33. kimmyk
    Aug 14, 2008 @ 20:20:00

    Oh my gosh.Tooo freakin’ cute.She wins. Hands down. Winner!I love kid speak! Miss it too!

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