Five Things I Know I’m Not Getting For Christmas

Or, No Wonder People Find Me A Bit Odd.

I have long coveted this knife block. It makes me laugh.
Actually, it makes me chortle, which is a whole different kettle of ballgames than laughing.

I also find these doll head candle holders creepily appealing.
I spotted them on Blackbird’s blog originally.

This just rocks.

Again with the twisted. I want these. If I had them, the bitten edges of the cookies would be dripping red icing. Preferably red gel icing (if there is such a thing).

And just because I can’t resist a good pun….
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14 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. LauraJ
    Dec 20, 2007 @ 18:33:00

    that made me chortle too! and i love sick twisted humor! some folks don’t get it and that’s what i love about it, that they don’t get it! but we do!! πŸ˜€

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  2. The Hotfessional
    Dec 20, 2007 @ 18:45:00

    That knife block! Oh, want, want, want. (And they do absolutely have red gel cake decorating stuff).

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  3. WI Mommy
    Dec 20, 2007 @ 19:16:00

    he he he he!

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  4. talesofmy30s
    Dec 20, 2007 @ 19:45:00

    Now I want that knife block.And I already knew I wanted the cookie cutters.

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  5. momentsofwonderful
    Dec 20, 2007 @ 20:14:00

    Put me down for the knife block, cookie cutters, and pie tin.Boy, we are a twisted bunch!

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  6. Mrs. Chicky
    Dec 20, 2007 @ 22:16:00

    I worry about you. πŸ˜‰

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  7. Nicole P
    Dec 20, 2007 @ 22:30:00

    X-mas cards not happening this year, but I am trying to get my Valentine Card list together – will you please send me address? – N

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  8. Patois
    Dec 20, 2007 @ 22:36:00

    Those cookie cutters are a must. And that knife block is too sharp.

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  9. Kendra
    Dec 21, 2007 @ 09:11:00

    Julia, these are all FANTASTIC. My favorites: the knife block, the cookie cutters, and the pi plate. I must confess to giving the creepy candle holders a second glance as well. Love it!

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  10. BookMomma
    Dec 21, 2007 @ 15:38:00

    ARG!Must… know… where to get… that… PIE PLATE! And can I get it in time for Xmas??Hubs would adore it.

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  11. sandy shoes
    Dec 22, 2007 @ 17:27:00

    Must. Have. Pi. Plate.

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  12. sandy shoes
    Dec 22, 2007 @ 17:29:00

    BookMamma, I googled the pi plate, it’s at http://www.signals.com.In time for Christmas though, that’s doubtful.

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  13. kittenpie
    Dec 23, 2007 @ 15:01:00

    I am LOVING the Pi plate! Is the knife block Alessi? I tlooks like his sort of thing. I have a bathtub plug from him that has a dead guy attached to it by a chain. It’s called “Mister Suicide.”

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  14. Kerri.
    Dec 28, 2007 @ 14:38:00

    That knife block is too good to be true.

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