Doesn’t Suck/Sucks

Doesn’t Suck: Spending an hour and a half roaming Barnes & Noble, blissfully child free. With a $25 gift card burning a hole in my wallet.
Sucks: Spending $30 above and beyond said gift card.

Doesn’t Suck: Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake
Sucks: That the Chai tea you asked for to have with said cheesecake came as a Venti Chai Latte. With a fuckload of sugar.

Doesn’t Suck: Letting the remnants of a roasted chicken simmer for hours to make stock.
Sucks: Spilling 32 ounces of it all over the kitchen floor. And your leg. Hot chicken stock, did I mention the hot bit? At midnight. While your cat decides to take a wet, runny, holy-god-what-crawled-up-your-ass-and- died shit in the corner. Not in his litter box, mind, just in the corner. While simultaneously hawking up a hair ball. And glaring at you like it’s all. your. fault.

Just fucking shoot me if I ever laugh at someone else’s karmic ass bite again, ok? Because all that chicken stock/cat shit/hairball thing? Happened about fifteen minutes after I posted the karma post.

I’m going to drown my sorrows in a glass of wine and a little Good Eats.


8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Zazzy
    Nov 21, 2007 @ 00:26:00

    I totally feel for you. I am not laughing. I am afraid of karma.


  2. Lea
    Nov 21, 2007 @ 09:10:00

    not to worry, I think the karma chain was broken when you left the Target. The catshitchickenstock incident? happenstance. And why the hell were you making stock at midnight?


  3. LauraJ
    Nov 21, 2007 @ 10:40:00

    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving tomorrow!! May everything turn out as you imagine it to.


  4. Josie
    Nov 21, 2007 @ 11:22:00

    So sorry :)I will not laugh as I seem to have the proverbial black cloud following me around.


  5. Mrs. Chicky
    Nov 21, 2007 @ 15:35:00

    Karma is a cruel bitch but I didn’t know she was that cruel. Hope your leg is okay.


  6. Angewl
    Nov 21, 2007 @ 16:54:00

    I hope your leg is ok, as well. I hope you have a wonderful dinner tomorrow!


  7. kittenpie
    Nov 21, 2007 @ 17:28:00

    Well, I was going to say spending money at B&N is never bad, but the rest… I’m sorry. REally. I’d join you for some wine if you were closer, and Misterpie would be all over the Good Eats thing. he looooves Alton Brown. I think he would leave me for Alton, but he won’t say so. Which is nice.


  8. SUEB0B
    Nov 22, 2007 @ 10:03:00

    There’s karma, and then there is just life.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: