An Open Letter To The Red Sox Organization


Dear Mr. Francona,
A 1.5 game lead? 1.5??? We had 14.5 games on the *spit* Yankees and you’ve pissed it all away. And listen, I know you want to give Eric Gagne a chance, but for the sake of my blood pressure, could you just not use him when the game is on the line? Don’t turn into Grady Little on me.

Thank you.

With much nervousness,
Major Bedhead

Dear Mr. Farrell,
Could you please explain to me how someone of Okijima’s caliber can become out of shape during the season? How is that possible? Is he scarfing down Fenway Franks on the side? Channeling Babe Ruth? Could you maybe give him a salad and start him on an exercise program?

Read the rest ovah heyah.

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5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Sharon
    Sep 20, 2007 @ 12:54:00

    Amen! This is giving me a frickin’ heart attack.1.5 games. Jeez.

    Reply

  2. Stepping Over the Junk
    Sep 20, 2007 @ 16:17:00

    Yeah. I’ve been watching Reality TV instead, I just cant watch the baseball anymore…not now anyway

    Reply

  3. Allison
    Sep 20, 2007 @ 21:46:00

    Times like these make me glad I have not signed an allegiance to any sports teams. 😉

    Reply

  4. Josie
    Sep 21, 2007 @ 14:57:00

    At least your teams in the running – The Toronto Blue Jays…long long drought.

    Reply

  5. KathyR
    Sep 21, 2007 @ 16:41:00

    Gagne hasn’t been Gagne since he left here. And you can F*&%ing have Grady Little back.

    Reply

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