No More Bat Boy!

Where will I get the latest news of Bat Boy?

Who else could have discovered that Abe Lincoln was a woman?

Who’s going to run the Saddam/Osama gay wedding stories now?

This is probably why they’re shutting down. They found out the truth.

It’s the end of an era.


9 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Josie
    Jul 26, 2007 @ 22:42:00

    LOLI love coming across these at the hairdressers….only time I feel *ok* reading them.The Dick Cheney thing was true though, right?


  2. Zazzy
    Jul 26, 2007 @ 23:55:00

    Hmmmm. I always suspected there was something about Cheney. Everything seems so clear now.


  3. Angewl
    Jul 27, 2007 @ 02:36:00

    What will I read standing in line at the grocery store now??


  4. Carey
    Jul 27, 2007 @ 08:46:00

    Oh, is this one of those “which one is true?” games?I pick Cheney. Definitely Cheney.


  5. KathyR
    Jul 27, 2007 @ 19:19:00

    OK the Cheney thing does seem totally realistic. -snort- But Saddam’s head totally doesn’t work with that body. I mean, maybe the paper would have survived if it had better Photoshoppers.


  6. Beck
    Jul 28, 2007 @ 07:03:00

    Shutting down! That’s awful, in a strange way. I love how completely and cheerfully honest the writers are about making everything up. And I loved how it was the only newspaper worth reading in The Men in Black.


  7. daysgoby
    Jul 28, 2007 @ 07:17:00

    But what will take its’ place?Will they hire Bat Boy?


  8. George
    Jul 28, 2007 @ 13:51:00

    This is about the worst news. ever. I LOVED the WWN! I remember how they covered the story of the Demon that broke out of the 10 Freeway following the Northridge Earthquake. I mean, HELLO? A Crack in the Earth just opened a path from Hell to L.A. and the West Side EVEN!!! HELLO??? This paper will be sorely missed here at the Simmons household.


  9. Suzanne
    Jul 31, 2007 @ 00:00:00

    Super Des and I are laughing and laughing. Excellent analysis of the sad situation.


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