Test results

I have no idea what this means.

Urine Culture
Organism 1 – Mixed gram positive and negative growth (this is highlighted. In black. Makes me a little concerned.)
Colony count: 50,000 colonies/ml.

Colonies of what? All I can picture is little green space aliens setting up their little green space homes in Olivia’s urine. Obviously this is wrong (but I bet she could make money off it if it were true.)

I have a more detailed report that I can’t make heads or tails of either. Both have been faxed over to the endo and now I’m sitting here, waiting. Why do they send me this shit on a Friday? I’m going to sit here and stew about this all weekend.

Anyone have any ideas? Anyone? Beuller? Beuller?